Thursday, June 26, 2008
I smell bacon!
I have no idea why, but it seems I’ve posted more than a few bacon related posts. There was the “nothing but fat” bacon post, the “my towel smells like bacon” post, the bacon wallet post, and the bacon bandages post.
In continuing the pointless bacon posts, I thought I’d throw in a few more pointless bacon products:
You might need some bacon flavored dental floss to get a piece of bacon out of your teeth. (found via travors.com)
In the “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bacon” department, you can now get bacon flavored diet spray for all your dieting needs.
How about a maple bacon lollipops?
And if your breath is bad from the bacon lollipops, you can always use a bacon mint.
Got more bacon in your teeth you need to get out but you’re out of bacon flavored dental floss? No problem! Just use your bacon flavored toothpicks.
Finally, you’ll want to get the smell of all that bacon off of you, so make sure you pick of some bacon air freshener.
I’m feeling queasy.
